Any Given Monday


Hey i thought since this is my blog, this should definitely grace it. I mean… cmon .. reading this still brings back the crack me up type memories 

ANy Given Monday from XII-C’s point of view

ITs 7:30 in the morning. Any given monday at this time… the following is what would follow if u wud care drop by bahria college sometime in the year 2002 ….Under the porch of the boys wing ….. sumtimes half out of it … sumtimes not ….. pretendin really hard to look like hez doin duty would be Shiraz a.k.a the king 😛 ….. although he aint there for the duty….. he has his own reasons. Well … give or take about 2 mins from this … and the buses of bahria start coming in ….. the first one … bringin our beloved….. old …… VP …. and ofcourse… the extrememly nice sir naqi ….. the humungously idiotic… sir jaraar …. and etc etc. Than there is the big bus which brings … Saad….. and ofcourse that one and only … Taimoor a.k.a avril ….. hehe….. and inbetween … the other spiritful people of our beloved destructive class… like our pyaaray motooo Azm ud Din …. and Rizwaan…. and …. ofcourse …good old horny Awais ….hehe….. yea… Awais with his peculiar look in the morning… alwasy coming up to shiraz .. putting his hand forward. … and whispering in his ear…. ‘Woh aaiy thee kiya?’ ….hehe …. and by now the last of the buses would also have come ….. with our dear … MObeen ‘Curly’-ur-Rehman … and Hassan Silence Ibrahim….oh
boy those “gyz”… hehe :P… after…. that … when almost everyone of any significance has come …n well… shiraz’s reasons are also met with …. there comes … half asleep …. having absolutely no idea…. as to where he is ….. Taha ‘gulabo’ Khan Durrani.. WEll … now that everyone is in … its time for the morning assembly …. some students come….. … well … start our day with a Soorat ….and than some other kids waste our time with ….”Facts” and “Thought of the Day” … which in hindsight doesnt even deserve to be an afterthought
… mind you. Anyway when thats done …. and the assembly is over … everyone is in the class…. we wait for our …. Corny …. ‘Poblematic’ …. Class Teacher Sir Khalid to take our attendance…..”Shiraaz” … pause … “Farhan” …. pause…..”Taha”..”Taimoor..Zahid” ……and than taimoor after givin him a bunch load of galiyas goes upto say…”Nahi sir aaj may ayaa hun” … hehe 😛 …. And now to get onnn with our Maths period …..”Yeh Issss main Bio walay chalay jaain” …. would echo through the class…. the first period usually gets along dragingly …. and ofcourse filled with Sir Khalid …a.k.a Fuck Kilmer … corny jokes. Anyway … than comes the second period … everyone is seated …talkin … not payin the slightest attention to the board…. oh wait thats rite … its the Urdu period… Sir Naqi just goes on and on with hardly one or two students listening to him… the rest .. well …
talkin … und shund and all …Awais takin out his rappy … horny …. voices… hehe … MObeen tryin to study as well as talk …..Hassan … enjoyin Awais’s antics …. Taimoor laughing his head off….Gul and Shahjahan tryin to be a part of it all ….Abdullah and Ghazali….. well ….basically doin exactly wat it is they do….Taha completing his chem work …. Shiraz eating half his lunch while also tryin to find a suitable candidate for the other half….. and ofcourse … Ismail….SLEEPING…. hehe …well thats over …. than comes physics …. Sir Adnan comes in. First calls Shiraz to come ahead …. who seems to be the only who lissens with complete concentration what he is sayin . Sir Adnan tryin hard for everyone to lissen to him…. but … well ..mostly to no availl …hehe. Thats gone … than there is … Chemistry .. and Computer …. SHiraz leeves… along with the ever sleeping Ismail … the always lissening to Preeto Shahid… Tanveer … and ofcourse…. Prof . Asad Malik . Back in the class its Sir Khurram Shairs … period .. of chemistry … the only seemingly educational class in the entire college section. After that comes the recess …. everyone first rushes to the canteen which one wud think is a mini branch office of Wall Street ….. gettin out from there … everyone makes there way to the ground… the sash holders after avoiding Junaid “IN love with College” DCC. Break passes with und shund
… gup shup … hansi mazak …. troubles woubles… etc .. than 5th period also belongs … to chem …after that 6th … is …OH yeaaa Sir Anees ….another nice item of our college …. Well his period is chaotic too …. nobody lissens to him ….. he just goes on and on … “Apnay Registers Nikalo!!” …Shiraz takes out register alrite… but not for pakstudies… but instead for ritin sumthin of the other …. and usually ends up writin yet another poem… 😐 . The rest .. just keep talkin .. havin fun …somewhat like the urdu period… Than there is IT …
sir Faisal Khan …. in which well .. there is talk… as well as study….and takain shakain between Faisal … Taha … and sumtimes Shiraz … than in the last there is english .. where there used to be…. the humungously idiotic … sir jaraar …. with his …”Basically this paragraph explains what is written in it “…..and ” Kiyaaan haiiin yai!!!>…..Azm-Ud-Din ur the best ….” … and now more recently … the … umm …well … sumthin seriously wrong
with mental health Miss Nadia … for whom we turn of our fans …so that we can hear her … 😛 . Thisperiod … well sumtimes is productive… and sumtimes is not . After that comes the chuti … in which the prefects go for their duties .. including Shiraz …Taha …. Hassan … GUl. .. etc etc . Azm catching up with Taha and Shiraz … and sayin “Aur JIGAR …kiya haal hain !… kal kaa cricket kaa match dekhaa…. and blah blah blah blah!..” And of all the ppl to be outside there is Sir Sadiq sayin to us “Shirrraz sleeves to sahi kar lo …. and Tahaaa meraa betaa baal katwaa lo… aur Mobeen kahan hain … uss nay bell nahi sahi ki!…” … ajeeb khota..loser…..neway ….After all the classes are out after the chuti bell. Everone gets out …. Shiraz doning his ineveitable Red CAp. And everyone is decidin which
side to be at for chuti … the bazaari side .. aur the bus side…. as much as he wants to be at the bus side … He eventually goes with the others … to leeve taha at his van …. yea…. Qadri Bhai ki Variety program VaN!…. hehe …and than the buses roll …everyone goes back home …Taimoor in his big BUs along with saad and that freee loader … Awais
…and hassan shiraz and mobeen … in their van …the mighty SHaamons bus …. being vasly entertained by …MEntal … Taha SIddiqi… The Sir … and the Miss.!!!! ..

Maaaan…. i dunno if any of u find this interestin
… but i just wrote that … cuz i am gonna miss…
this man … … heh…:)

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Author: Sammy Wiseguy

Marketer, blogger, reader, Arsenal fan, frequently emotionally wounded cricket fan

1 thought on “Any Given Monday”

  1. hahaha … its nice reading it after such a long time man. good carefree times. you should write something of this sort with reference to the current state of affairs.

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